Khirkeeyaan Episode 1 - Streets
Cinematographer: Shaina Anand
Duration: 00:50:29; Aspect Ratio: 1.333:1; Hue: 215.334; Saturation: 0.007; Lightness: 0.427; Volume: 0.276; Cuts per Minute: 10.438; Words per Minute: 84.274
Summary: Khirkeeyaan is an exploration of an close circuit TV system as a local area network communication, micro-media generation and feedback device.
It employs security apparatus, otherwise used for surveillance and 'secret' use. Television sets and cheap surveillance equipment, coupled with an RF modulator, mics, audio mixer and metres of coax cable were laid out to form collaborative conversation systems for the 'use' of the community-at-large. TV's and electricity, consent and participation were sourced on-site(s) often drawing from a multitude of sources.
Khirkeeyaan's seven episodes were generated through seven sets of installations in different neighbourhoods in and around Khirkee Extension, New Delhi over three weeks, during Shaina Anand's associate residency at Khoj studios in April, 2006. For more on the Khirkeeyaan project, see
http://chitrakarkhana.net/khirkeeyaan.htmA right-left-right and left from Khoj and we find ourselves in a Hauzrani part of Khirkee Extension. We walked up to a large shop at the Top of the T-junction. City Electricals beckoned us, a large and safe place to park our wares while we went back for more. We decided to also host the patch bay at City Electricals.
Straight down the T-junction from City was KIM Electricals, a largish shop overlooking a construction site. To the right from City, about 60 metres down the lane, a group of young men readily agreed to host a TV outside their Kabadi shop. The Fourth host was in a zigzag left of City Electricals in Jahapanah lane. A very tiny cul-de-sac Electricals, Zeeshan, flanked by beads and embroidery thread shops.
It was coincidence that three of the four hosts were Electrical shops. They didn’t have TV’s in them, but enough extension boxes and power points! In one hour we had the lanes wired. The was an already curious crowd was in front of each shop. The cameras came on. The four screen mirror reflected the actions of kids who were pulling faces, waving at each other and flying toy airplanes into the frame. The first word that leapt through the wires and out of the TV….a loud and flat and all too haunting
…..HuuuuaaaZooor! from the famous Himesh Reshamiya song. For more on episode 1, see
http://chitrakarkhana.net/Khirkeeyan/K1.htm

Khirkee Extension, Delhi
The four screens, clockwise from the top left, show Kim Electricals, Shanawaz Junk Mark, City Electricals and Zeshan Electricals respectively.
art
cctv
community media
street
television

KIM Electricals: Sing a song, brother Irshad.
Junk Mart: Brother Irshad.
KIM Electricals: Brother Irshad, sing a song.
City Electricals: No, you sing.
Zeshan Electricals: Which song?

City Electricals: This fourth one, what does it look like?
Zeshan Electricals: Which song?
City Electricals: Which song do I sing? Give greetings and salute, happily ask for it, what is this way of saying, sing a song.

Junk Mart: Brother Irshad, the sound is not coming, speak a little louder.
City Electricals: Should I come there and say?
Junk Mart: Brother Irshad, the sound is not coming, speak little louder.
City Electricals: Should I come there and only say?
KIM Electricals: Yes, speak louder.
Junk Mart: Yes, you sing a song

Junk Mart: Brother Irshad, don't be shy, brother Irshad, don't be shy at all, and sing a song, brother Irshad.
Zeshan Electricals: Sing a song, a song.
Junk Mart: Brother Irshad, take in your hand.

City Electricals: Sing a song a song, which one will you hear? Muzammil!
KIM Electricals: Yes, speak.
KIM Electricals: Muzammil, sing a song.
Junk Mart: Hello O! The one in the yellow shirt, one in the yellow shirt, oye! O little one, oye!

City Electricals: My shirt is white.
Junk Mart: Oye, come on, quickly give from your hand to the one in yellow shirt. O little one!
City Electricals: Speak out, speak.
KIM Electricals: Asif, Asif

Zeshan Electricals: Yes
KIM Electricals: Oye Asif!
Junk Mart: Hey, with respect,
Zeshan Electricals: Ubaid, Ubaid, Ubaid

Junk Mart:
I am imprisoned in a house of sorrow,
I am not homeless,
Don't kick me in this way
Don't kick me in this way
I am not a stone.
City Electricals: Tuneless song

Zeshan Electricals: Hey, remove this tuneless song,
Junk Mart:
I am imprisoned in a house of sorrow,
Zeshan Electricals: This tuneless song, remove it.
City Electricals: O brother,
Zeshan Electricals: Yes?
City Electricals: One in the black shirt,
Zeshan Electricals: Yes?
City Electricals: You will speak nonsense, you will, I am speaking for you, can you hear me?
Zeshan Electricals: No!
City Electricals: You cannot hear?
Junk Mart: Yes, speak, speak

City Electricals: Brother ya, sing the damn right songs.
Junk Mart: Yes?
City Electricals: Sing songs in the right way, totally.
Junk Mart: A film song? Why?

City Electricals: The right songs, totally fun. Sing a good song.
Junk Mart:
Nain khuli ki chain khuli
KIM Electricals: Don't sing a tuneless song, brother, don't sing a tuneless song.
Junk Mart:
Main khuli ki chain khuli,
main khuli ke chain khuli
Chain khuli ke main khuli ki chain
Zeshan Electricals:
The earning is 50 Paisa, and the expenditure is 1 rupee
City Electricals: This is worth 50 paisa.

Junk Mart: Now you are happy?
City Electricals, 4: No!
Junk Mart: Children, my happiness is in your happiness.

Zeshan Electricals: Hey, we are your uncle.
KIM Electricals: See it, the kids are laughing.

City Electricals: Buddy, sing a right song, buddy.
Junk Mart: O, where is the man in the cap? O little one, in the middle, who has a middle parting,
Zeshan Electricals: Yes yes speak.

Junk Mart: Yes kid, sing a song, yes, you only. I am feeling that you are Salman Khan. From a distance, you look like Salman Khan.
Zeshan Electricals: Ok, I am singing.
Junk Mart: Yes, sing a song.
Zeshan Electricals: Hey, I am singing, singing. You keep shut.

Junk Mart: Hey, he will reach there.
City Electricals: There is a man in a black shirt.
Junk Mart: Kid, we cannot hear you, sing little louder.

City Electricals: Huh!! hoooo!
KIM Electricals: Hello brother!
City Electricals: Muzammil!
Junk Mart: Kid, kid, keep quiet.
(You can't hide love even if you want to hide it)

Junk Mart:
I've been your lover from ages
I've been your lover from ages..
KIM Electricals: From the Ice age?
Junk Mart: I've been your lover from ages,
You can't hide love even if you want to hide it,

KIM Electricals: Very good, excellent, we had fun. Sing more.
City Electricals: Muzammil, Muzammil!
Junk Mart:
Now, don't leave me and go,
Don't break my heart and leave
City Electricals: Muzammil, Muzammil
KIM Electricals: Dawood, Dawood, yes speak

Zeshan Electricals: What is this happening again and again?
City Electricals: Again and again?
Junk Mart: I am singing a song.
Zeshan Electricals: Sing buddy sing.
Junk Mart: Shall I sing?
Zeshan Electricals: Sing buddy, sing.
(inaudible)

Junk Mart: Okay brother, enough, at least now are you happy?
City Electricals: Muzammil, Muzammil!
KIM Electricals: Whom do I talk to?
City Electricals: Muzammil, o Muzammil!

KIM Electricals: Speak.
City Electricals: Where are you standing?
KIM Electricals: Where?
City Electricals: Where, o where are you standing?
KIM Electricals: I am there, where brother Irshad's shop is.
Zeshan Electricals: Okay, who is there on Screen number 2?
O Brother!
City Electricals: And what are you doing there?

KIM Electricals: (?)
City Electricals: What are you doing there?
KIM Electricals: Hey, I am working here, I am learning to work here.
City Electricals: Hello!
Zeshan Electricals: Tell him/her you are a motherfucker.
KIM Electricals: O Danesh, Danesh!
City Electricals: Shut up, you ass, shut up.

City Electricals: Muzammil, Muzammil!
KIM Electricals: Yes speak.
City Electricals: Muzammil, sing a song.
KIM Electricals: Song, hear it out.
City Electricals: Yes, sing.

KIM Electricals:
Theres one me and one you
City Electricals: Okay, sing some other song
KIM Electricals: Which one?
City Electricals: Alright, that one! Umm, what's the name?
You've made me a lover

KIM Electricals:
You've made me a lover
Zeshan Electricals: Hello, now all of you keep quiet for one minute.

Junk Mart: Madamji, now you sing a song.
Zeshan Electricals: No, listen, this Screen number 2.
City Electricals: Yes, speak Muzammil.
KIM Electricals: One minute, one minute.

Zeshan Electricals: Now, listen to me with attention.
Junk Mart:
This heart is praying for you
KIM Electricals: At least, make me talk to Dani, O Dani, sing a song.

Junk Mart: Madamji, sing a song.
City Electricals: (?) Yes, brother, listen to my song.
KIM Electricals: Yes, sing.

Zeshan Electricals: Hey, you in black t-shirt! o Junkman!
KIM Electricals: Hey, sing at least.
Zeshan Electricals: O one in black t-shirt!

City Electricals: Come and hug me in your arms, be awake
KIM Electricals: Come on, return it
(?)
Zeshan Electricals: Hello hello!
KIM Electricals: Asif, Asif!
Zeshan Electricals: Yes?

KIM Electricals: Sing a song or a poem.
Junk Mart: Hey! little one.
Zeshan Electricals: Yes, I am singing.
City Electricals: Muzammil, o Muzammil!

KIM Electricals: Yes, speak.
City Electricals: Buddy, sing a song for me.
KIM Electricals: O Jainul!
City Electricals: Song, sing a song, song.

KIM Electricals: Which one? Hey, at least come in front, who you are?
City Electricals: Hey, sing a song.
KIM Electricals: Hey, at least come in front, who you are?
City Electricals: A sexy one, sing a sexy one.

KIM Electricals: Where are you?
City Electricals: Hey look, I am standing right in front of you.
KIM Electricals: Hey, this one is you right?

City Electricals: Sing a song, any which one?
KIM Electricals: Which one?
City Electricals: Sing one from the film 'Lucky'.

KIM Electricals: Which one from 'Lucky' film?
Zeshan Electricals: Give the mic to everybody, you in black t-shirt.
City Electricals: Sing a nice song,
will you get married to me?
KIM Electricals:
Listen a bit, o beautiful, listen a bit
City Electricals: You ass, sing loudly.

KIM Electricals: Ass, don't abuse, or I will come and beat you right there.
City Electricals: You ass, you'll get so beaten up there.
KIM Electricals: At least you come in front.
City Electricals: Your bones also won't be left.

KIM Electricals: Hey, you can't be seen also in front of the camera, o Asif.
City Electricals: There you go buddy, enough.
KIM Electricals: Yes, now you have come.
City Electricals: Now I can be seen, right? it's alright?

KIM Electricals: Yes, now you bark, you bark.
City Electricals: O dog, sing a song, you ass, o where is Muzammil gone?
Junk Mart: Hey, where have you caught and brought this diva from?
City Electricals: Hey Muzammil, Muzzamil, sing a song.

City Electricals: Sing a song, a song.
KIM Electricals: You sing buddy, you sing.
City Electricals: I don't know how to sing, buddy.

KIM Electricals: Come on, sing buddy, sing.
City Electricals: Which one?
KIM Electricals: Any which song.

City Electricals: Which one?
KIM Electricals: Sing
Your allurement, your allurement
City Electricals:
Your allurement, sing it nicely.
you sing since you've been saying so much

KIM Electricals: Hey, sing it
City Electricals: Look brother, I know it very less, you sing, and I will believe
KIM Electricals: Give it to somebody else, he will sing, give it to somebody else then.
City Electricals: Who?
KIM Electricals: Give it to Dawood, Dawood.

City Electricals: Muzammil.
KIM Electricals: Hey Dawood, sing a song, Dawood.
City Electricals: Hey, you sing.
KIM Electricals: Hey, sing it.

City Electricals: What are you guys doing you sing, you sing, you sing, You only sing.
Junk Mart:
Nobody should come into life ever, O God!
City Electricals: Hey! shut up!

Junk Mart:
Even if someone comes, then he should not go.
City Electricals: Hey! he is singing such long songs.
Junk Mart:
If you have to later make me cry
City Electricals: Oye, haha!

Junk Mart:
Then first, don't show your teeth so much.
Then first, no one should make you laugh
KIM Electricals: Hey blackie, move from the front.
City Electricals: Haha!

Junk Mart: Don't show your teeth so much.
City Electricals: Haha, what are you saying? shut up.
KIM Electricals: Blackie!
Junk Mart: Don't show your teeth so much.
Zeshan Electricals: Are you getting the sound?
KIM Electricals: Black bull, bull, o Brain Lara, move from the front. O Brain Lara, move from the front, Brain Lara.

Zeshan Electricals: Hey! Is the sound coming? Hey! Is the sound coming?
City Electricals: Hello, hello!
Zeshan Electricals: Hey! Is the sound coming?
City Electricals: Hello! The sound is not coming.

City Electricals: Hello, now listen everybody. This we are doing together, this number 2 Screen that is up, here, you are only one man sitting there. You have to share with everyone, alright?
KIM Electricals: Okay.
City Electricals: And in this Screen, up,
KIM Electricals: In this one?
City Electricals: The girls who are there, they also have to talk.
KIM Electricals: Girls? There are none here.
City Electricals: So, now all of you please share, alright?
Junk Mart: Madamji, first listen to me.

City Electricals: Nafeez, oye Muzammil, Nafeez, sing a song now.
KIM Electricals: Hey listen,
In the palanquin of the moon, haha
City Electricals: (?) you ass. O Muzammil, Muzammil!
KIM Electricals: Hey, why are you laughing like a fucker?

City Electricals: O, you will get beaten up, if you talk nonsense. What is he showing?
Junk Mart: O little one, o little one!
KIM Electricals: Yes, speak.
Junk Mart: Brother, give the phone to madam, the sound is not coming, brother, phone...
KIM Electricals: What are you saying?
Junk Mart: This mic, give it in madam's hand, the sound is not coming.
KIM Electricals: Madam is not here.
Junk Mart: Look, she is standing behind you.

Zeshan Electricals: Hello, is the sound coming?
Junk Mart: Sitting at home, the sound is not coming.
KIM Electricals: Here, speak to madam, the madam.

Zeshan Electricals: Hello, Umaid, Umaid!
KIM Electricals: Yes speak, speak to madam.
Zeshan Electricals: Should I say a poem? Should I say a poem, Umaid?
KIM Electricals: Say.
Zeshan Electricals: Should I say?
KIM Electricals: Say, buddy.

Zeshan Electricals:
Who says old people don't fall in love?
Who says old people don't fall in love?
Junk Mart: Oh Wah wah! wah! wah!

Zeshan Electricals:
They do,
But no one suspects them of.
KIM Electricals: What a thing to say! What a thing to say!
Zeshan Electricals: Clap your hands.

City Electricals: Oye Muzammil!
KIM Electricals: Yes speak.
City Electricals: Hey, the sound is not coming. Shout a little and speak.
Junk Mart: One I'll tell, little one.
Zeshan Electricals: Yes, speak, positively.

City Electricals: Hey, shout and speak.
Junk Mart: Now, listen to one of my poems, then I am leaving.
Zeshan Electricals: Yeah, yeah, speak, speak.
City Electricals: Hey ass, atleast sing one song.
Junk Mart: Shall I say, little one, shall I say?
Zeshan Electricals: Yes, say.
Junk Mart: Hey, you want to hear or not?
Zeshan Electricals: Yes, say, say.
Junk Mart: O he is speaking, he is also speaking.
KIM Electricals: Speak one by one, one by one.
City Electricals: O call Muzammil.

Junk Mart: Listen!
See the chain of that wavy hair
see the chain of that wavy hair
Zeshan Electricals:
Wah wah!

Junk Mart:
How can we not get captivated, at least see their who owns them.
KIM Electricals: Oho!
Junk Mart:
With pleasure, call me moonstruck pals,
first, at least see the picture of my lover.

KIM Electricals: Excellent!
Zeshan Electricals: Very good!
KIM Electricals: Yes now, who is the next one in Indian Idol?

Junk Mart: Little one, now you will say something, recite something.
KIM Electricals: Next one in Indian Idol?
Junk Mart: Little one, you recite something.
Zeshan Electricals: Me? Me?

Zeshan Electricals: Hello hello!
City Electricals: Call Muzzamil, brother, call Muzammil.
KIM Electricals: Hey, speak something.
City Electricals: Call Muzzamil.
KIM Electricals: Speak something.
City Electricals: It's a summon for Muzammil.
Screen 2: This is not just your hair
Screen 1: Only your hair has come till now.

City Electricals: Muzammil!
Zeshan Electricals: Hello hello!
KIM Electricals: Yes, tell.
Zeshan Electricals: Give the mic to Ubaid.
KIM Electricals: Jubaid?
Junk Mart: Listen to one more poem.
Zeshan Electricals: Yes, Ubaid.
KIM Electricals: Who is Jubaid?

Zeshan Electricals: Ubaid, Ubaid.
KIM Electricals: Yes, I am.
Zeshan Electricals: Yes, what are you doing? sing a song, buddy.
KIM Electricals: You at least sing.
Zeshan Electricals: You sing buddy, you sing.
City Electricals: Give to Muzammil, Muzammil, Muzammil.

Zeshan Electricals: One song.
KIM Electricals: Keep quiet, keep quiet.
City Electricals: Muzammil, call Muzammil.
Zeshan Electricals: Sing a song.
KIM Electricals: Now nobody disturb.
Junk Mart: Now little one, listen with love.
KIM Electricals: Listen quietly.
Junk Mart: One minute,

KIM Electricals:
People who fall in love
Junk Mart: Little one, lower down your hair a little bit, the little one with the mic, you in yellow shirt.
KIM Electricals: Hello, can you hear?
Junk Mart, 3: Yes.
KIM Electricals: Hey, atleast listen to me first.
Junk Mart: You in yellow shirt, lower down your hair, you say later on, first the one in yellow shirt hear, lower down your hair from the front like this. Now our, now our…
KIM Electricals: See brother, see.
Junk Mart: Now, listen to one of our poems.

KIM Electricals: Hear, hear him out.
Zeshan Electricals: Say.
Junk Mart:
I'm not your hair, coming undone is disarray
I'm not your hair, coming undone is disarray
I'm a river, into the sea I will flow
KIM Electricals: What a thing to say!

Junk Mart:
What is the need to hang me, people
snatch the mic from my hand, and I'll die myself
KIM Electricals: listen to poem, poem.
Junk Mart: say kid, little one, you say, what happened? Why are you running away?

KIM Electricals: hello, can you hear me?
Zeshan Electricals: yes, yes, speak.
Junk Mart: say kid, little one, speak, we can hear.
KIM Electricals: hello, can you hear?
Zeshan Electricals: speak, speak.
KIM Electricals:
People who fall in love, people who fall in love meet this end only,
yearning is in their destiny every morning and evening.
KIM Electricals, 4: O O, what a thing to say!

Zeshan Electricals: Ubaid, excellent.
City Electricals: Hey,
in your name!
KIM Electricals: In your name, come here, in your name.
City Electricals: I am saying a poem now.
Junk Mart: yes, say.
City Electricals: (?)
Junk Mart: speak a little louder, the sound is not coming.

City Electricals:
You have elevated your own self in such a way
Even God will ask… how are you going to bring yourself down
KIM Electricals: Hey, this did not make us laugh.
City Electricals: If laughter did not come, then how are all your teeth showing?
KIM Electricals: Hey, this did not make us laugh. Was it okay, Asif, was it ok?
Zeshan Electricals: Yes.

City Electricals: Muzammil!
KIM Electricals: Oye Dawood, was it good?
Zeshan Electricals: Yes, it was very good.
City Electricals: Muzammil, Muzammil, sing just one.
Junk Mart: Hey, listen to one poem from me on love.
KIM Electricals: Say say.

Junk Mart: Hello, yes, the one in yellow shirt, I am compatible with him, he is our brother after all.
KIM Electricals: Yes, I am your brother.
Junk Mart: Hear, the one in yellow shirt, hear brother.
KIM Electricals: I am your brother, brother.

Junk Mart: Buddy, look towards the camera, hey the one in yellow shirt, look towards the camera. Cast your downward looking gaze towards me now. Yes, you have lifted your gaze towards me. Now, listen to me.
City Electricals: Muzammil!
Junk Mart: Towards love, who has (?). hey, look down, not your eyes. What are you doing brother?

Junk Mart: Now, our poet Saheb has got his diary only.
City Electricals: Do you know where this is? (?)
Junk Mart: The one in the yellow shirt.
City Electricals: Muzammil, Muzammil!

KIM Electricals: Hey, speak out bastard.
City Electricals: Muzammil!
KIM Electricals: Dog.
City Electricals: Hey oye!
KIM Electricals: Hey oye, look in front!
City Electricals: Oye!
KIM Electricals: Hey oye, look in front.
Junk Mart: Don't do oye oye.

KIM Electricals: Oye, look in front. O monkey, o monkey. Oye look in front.
Junk Mart: The one in yellow shirt.
KIM Electricals: Hey, I am coming just now. Oye, look in front.
Zeshan Electricals:
Lifting your hands turn around.
Garland of flowers decorated in your plait,
Come and dance with me boy,
Now that you are married, then bear the tantrums.
KIM Electricals: O Junkman, look in front first, o bespectacled one.
Junk Mart: Listen to one important announcement.
KIM Electricals: Bespectacled one, bespectacled one.

Junk Mart: Buddy, you don't even have proper hair, what will you tell us properly? Listen to us.
KIM Electricals: Bespectacled one.

Zeshan Electricals:
Lifting your hands turn around.
Garland of flowers decorated in ur plait,
Come and dance with me boy,
Now that you are married, then bear the tantrums.
Yes, it's excellent.
KIM Electricals:
It's only your name, your name, it's only your name, your name.
Junk Mart: Thank you.

KIM Electricals: Speak, who is going to speak?
KIM Electricals:
You are in my heartbeat
Zeshan Electricals: Listen to one song.
KIM Electricals:
You are in my breath
Zeshan Electricals: Is the sound coming?

KIM Electricals: Your Screen ended.
Junk Mart: Please send madam, the electricity has gone.
KIM Electricals:
You have made me moonstruck
Zeshan Electricals: Hello, is the sound coming?
KIM Electricals: Yes, it's coming.

Junk Mart: Even it goes, it will be theirs that will go, not ours. It's coming from there only.
KIM Electricals: Should I sing a song, a song?
For so long I've held unspoken longings in my heart
listen to them and color them with your love,
listen to them and color them with your love,
listen to me sometimes at least
my heart keeps on beating, my heart keeps on beating.
my heart keeps on beating, my heart keeps on beating.

City Electricals: Yes brother, did you hear the song?
KIM Electricals: We heard, we heard, brother Abid.
City Electricals: Should I make you hear more?
KIM Electricals: Yes, play, brother Abid.
City Electricals: Yes, you know, (?)
KIM Electricals: Your teeth can be seen.

City Electricals: O Muzammil!
Zeshan Electricals: Yes?
City Electricals: O Muzammil!
KIM Electricals: Speak.
City Electricals: Sing a song buddy.

KIM Electricals: Hear, hear a kid's song.. Hi!
Zeshan Electricals: Listen to songs from here as well.
City Electricals: Hey you sing then.
Zeshan Electricals: Start! Start! Start!
My love is being requested,
an effort is being made to win you
O my Dear Sweetheart, O my Dear Sweetheart.
O my Dear Sweetheart, O my Dear Sweetheart.
KIM Electricals: Hey, stop your tuneless song.
City Electricals: Often, hey you at Mustafa.

KIM Electricals: Hear the song full quietly.
City Electricals: Sing then, why are you barking?

City Electricals: Oye! O ladies.
Zeshan Electricals: O gents.

City Electricals: Hey shut up. Oye ladies, come on, sing a song.
Zeshan Electricals: O gents! (?)
KIM Electricals: Oye Dinu, Dinu. Sing a song, a song.
Zeshan Electricals: Hey, shut up and sit down.
KIM Electricals: Shut up and sit down!
Zeshan Electricals:
Seeing you, I go to sleep

KIM Electricals: Rubbish. O Muttu.
City Electricals:
Seeing you I go to sleep,
seeing you, I've got to wake up,
I will spend this life,
spend it with you,
in you my heart is dwelling,
my heart keeps on beating.
Zeshan Electricals:
You have left me moonstruck.
City Electricals:
You are in the breaths,
You are in the heartbeats,
You are in the glance,
You are in the heart,
Embedded in,
You have made me into a crazy lover.

Zeshan Electricals:
Tutak Tutak Tutak Tutiyan, Set the curd
City Electricals: Hey the Muttu, o Muttu horse, quiet.
KIM Electricals: Brother, o brother, be calm and sit now.

Zeshan Electricals: Okay okay, now shh... everybody quiet, now she will sing.
KIM Electricals: Who will sing?

Zeshan Electricals: Me?
KIM Electricals: Auntiji, you don't interfere now.
Junk Mart: Sing kid, sing.
City Electricals: Muttu made horses.

KIM Electricals: Oye, I am speaking to you, buddy.
Junk Mart: Yes, the sound is coming, speak out.
KIM Electricals: The picture is ok now? The picture is ok now?
Junk Mart: Yes, it's fine buddy.

Zeshan Electricals:
Am into it,
Am into the swings of love,
Am into it,
Am into the swings of love.

KIM Electricals: Hey, everybody keep quiet.
Zeshan Electricals:
There is some kind of pain, some kind of thirst,
Also some kind of strange feeling,
Am into it,
Am into the swings of love.
City Electricals:
There is some kind of pain, some kind of thirst
Zeshan Electricals:
Am into it,
Am into the swings of love.

KIM Electricals: Yes, sing, sing, sing a song. It's sounding good, sing the song.
Am into it,
Am into the swings of love.
That's all.
City Electricals:
You are my dawn, my morning and you are my day.
Junk Mart:
I have made you into a crazy lover.
Oh, I sung this the other way round.

KIM Electricals: Hey, what are you seeing in that book?
Junk Mart: Oh buddy, this is a book of poems and poetry. I am looking for a poem for you.

KIM Electricals: Okay brother.
Radhe Radhe
City Electricals:
You have made me into a crazy lover.

O ladies, sing a song yeah.
Zeshan Electricals: Which one?
KIM Electricals: O Sadhav, Sadhav!
Zeshan Electricals: I am not any ladies, we are gents.
City Electricals: You are ladies, so sing songs then.
Zeshan Electricals: No, all of us are gents.

City Electricals: Hey shut up! I am not talking to you. The girls standing next to you, ask them to sing.
Junk Mart: Oye, silent, everybody keep quiet and listen to a poem. Nadeem, you listen to a poem.
O heart, why do you cry on remembering her?
City Electricals: Look, I am telling you, she happens to be your mother.

Junk Mart: Look brother, one minute. You say dirty things, then I am a person who says shitty things. You all are younger to me, so listen with little love, alright?
Zeshan Electricals: Yes, hear a song, a song.
Junk Mart: This time, no one should talk wrong, or I have to come there only.
I have no control over myself
hey you! This heart has fallen for you baby,
This heart has fallen for you baby.
Zeshan Electricals: Hey, you want to see dance?
Junk Mart: Oye little one, let's have a dance.

Zeshan Electricals: Play a song, hey! Play a song, I'll dance and show you. Whose affidavit is this?
KIM Electricals: Don't know what happened. The screen's gone off.

Junk Mart: Show dance yeah.
KIM Electricals: The Screen's gone off.
Zeshan Electricals: Play a good song.
KIM Electricals: Nothing is coming here. Hey! Nothing is coming here.
Junk Mart: O Nadeem, dance a little.

Junk Mart: Hello! Hello, why have you closed it? Oooo..
What attraction there is in you,

(inaudible)
Sing buddy, sing a good one.
Sing a Qawwali, kid, Qawwali, Qawwali, Qawwali.
Truth, this crazy heart of mine is saying, don't let your heart get enticed with anyone,
Lies are all the promises of love,
Lies are all the swears in love.
(inaudible)

Hey! The sound can't be heard, it can't be heard.
(inaudible)

Why is the sound not coming? The sound will definitely come. I'll sing the next song, but listen, be fully quiet. Brother, I'll sing the next song, but be quiet. Shall I sing? Shall I?
Let's sway, come on let's sway,
Let's sway, come on let's sway
You're my desire and you are my love,
You're in my heart, my life,
You've created an uproar in my heart,
Let's sway, come on let's sway.
Hoo, my queen, it's your hangover,
You made me a lover,
Without you my arms are lonely,
Without you my eyes are all thirsty,
This youth is crazy.
Have you created uproar, ask o queen!
This youth is crazy.
Let's create an uproar full night.
Just cannot be, you just cannot be.

Hey, cd of DJ, shut up.
Tawalli wahaa, Tawalli wahaa
Whether you speak or not, your eyes say it all,
O darling, o darling, o my darling.
You are my dawn, my morning and you are my day,
You are my lord, my world and you are my universe,
You are my time, I am but your moment,
How?

Brother, are you closing it now, are you? Give me 10 minutes more. 10 minutes more? Yes.
(inaudible)

Brother, Let's sway, c'mon let's sway. Brother, should I show you dance? Will you show? yes, see.
Go there then. That's it. Shall I show, shall I? Assawalekum! I am going to show dance to my brother.

(?) First, look towards me. Brother, make it handy, handy. Look here.
(inaudible)
Move from here, Let's sway, come on let's sway

KIM Electricals: We will see, we will see everything.
Zeshan Electricals: Put a nice song. We will see monkey dance. The horse that dances on one leg, that kind of dance.

(Very 'top' song...) atleast make us hear.
KIM Electricals: Yes, now say a yes.
Junk Mart: Hey Raahil, wherever you are, listen to our voice.

KIM Electricals: Hey! You in yellow t-shirt. Sale is on, sale is on.
Zeshan Electricals: For how many rupees?
KIM Electricals: for 25 rupees.
Junk Mart: o Raahil, Raahil!
KIM Electricals: Oye, what are you doing?

Junk Mart:(?) The sound is not reaching.
KIM Electricals: O Wasim, Wasim! What is your dad's name?
Zeshan Electricals: O brother Wasim has come.
City Electricals: Yes, what should I say? What should i say?
Junk Mart: Tell the bespectacled guy.

City Electricals: Hey! Switch off the mic. Tell them to switch off the mic.
Zeshan Electricals: Brother Wasim, atleast say something. O brother Wasim, Say something atleast.
City Electricals: talk from far, from far.
KIM Electricals: O Wasim oye.
City Electricals: talk from far.

Zeshan Electricals: O brother wasim, where are you going wearing a jacket in this heat also? Hey, he's gone.
Junk Mart: brother Irshad, listen to our two talks. Thank you, big brother, thank you. You stubbed your cigarette for us.
KIM Electricals: Smoking is not allowed here. And here, eating tobacco is not allowed.
Junk Mart: brother Irshad, look at us a little now. Brother irshad, look at us a little now.

City Electricals: Yes, tell, I have done.
Junk Mart: oh not there, we are talking about brother Irshad.
City Electricals: O brother, you can be seen. At least wear your spectacles, have you become Gandhiji?

Junk Mart: If Gandhiji would have been there, then he would have talked.
City Electricals: Okay. You must be seeing four at a time in spectacles.

Junk Mart: No, 2 can be seen. One is you, and the other brother Irshad.
City Electricals: No, look at the Screen, there are 4.
Junk Mart: Four are there? Yes, you are right. You have 3 eyes, one is in the middle which I didn't see.

City Electricals: Speak the truth.
KIM Electricals: Remove the mic from his hand.
City Electricals: From where do we remove?

KIM Electricals: Hey, 50 rupees sale is on. Remove the mic and take the bike.
City Electricals: Ta ta, it's off from this side.
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