Khirkeeyaan Episode 5 - Doctor ki Salah
Director: Shaina Anand
Duration: 01:26:58; Aspect Ratio: 1.333:1; Hue: 243.017; Saturation: 0.110; Lightness: 0.437; Volume: 0.224; Cuts per Minute: 0.782; Words per Minute: 122.149
Summary: Khirkeeyaan is an exploration of an open-circuit tv system as a local area network communication, micro-media generation and feedback device.
It employs security apparatus, otherwise used for surveillance and 'secret' use. Television sets and cheap surveillance equipment, coupled with an RF modulator, mics, audio mixer and metres of coax cable were laid out to form collaborative conversation systems for the 'use' of the community-at-large. TV's and electricity, consent and participation were sourced on-site(s) often drawing from a multitude of sources.
Khirkeeyaan's seven episodes were generated through seven sets of installations in different neighbourhoods in and around Khirkee Extension, New Delhi over three weeks, during Shaina Anand's associate residency at Khoj studios in April, 2006. For more on the Khirkeeyaan project, see
http://chitrakarkhana.net/khirkeeyaan.htm.
We met a multi-faceted man. His card said, "Eradicate poverty through health and education". He told us that he was a doctor, a poet, a singer, a painter, an inventor, a social worker…”Ask not what all I am.”
He took us to his house, Outside it said OPD/DOCTOR. Dr Saab, piled us with a folder of his achievements. A chandelier that has two colours. Turned one way it emits Red Light, turned the other way, it Glows Green. More importantly, it works on other senses too; Rose Attar gets sprayed in the air when Red, and Khus Attar when Green. He said he was the inventor of the bulb that never dies, Double Filament Light Bulb! We watched a music video he had directed, acted in and edited, starring himself singing a Rafi song. His room had slogans painted in green. He said, “lets do a doctor ki muft salah, free advice from the doctor.”
Hot Sunday Post-Lunch Torpor hits Khrikee Extension. Our TVs turn on outside 2 STD booths, one dhabha, all within 200 mts of doctor's house. Doctor's frame is dramatically different from the others. He is sitting where he normally sits to watch TV. His TV too is larger than the others. He’s flanked by two cronies and they all reek of the same attar he wears. (We have been running into doctor and his cronies often enough and can smell them approaching the Mohalla from 25 mts away).
This was Khirkeeyaan with a value-addition; akin to traditional community media…get free advice from the good doctor…and in that sense very different from the 4:4 ratio and open window system. We don’t want to say much…but will leave you with some stellar advice from Doctor BUMS/MBBS (Bachelor of Unani Medical Science/ Bachelors of Medicine and Surgery.)
The four screens, clockwise from the top left, show STD Booth 1, Muslim Dhaba, Doctor's Clinic, STD Booth 2.
STD booth 1: (empty street)
Khirkee Extension, Delhi
(AUDIO OFF)
Art
cctv
community media
street
STD booth 1: A man passes by.
Muslim Dhaba: Gagan walks in smoking a cigarette.
STD Booth 1; nightie and dupatta: A woman passes by and starts looking curiously at the telelvision
Muslim Dhaba: Gagan looks on curiously at the television and talks to a person sitting there but their back facing the camera while the waiter looks at the television and walks away.
STD Booth 1; nightie and dupatta: The woman is talking to somebody not in the television.
Muslim Dhaba: Gagan continues to stare at the television.
Muslim Dhaba: Another customer in a yellow t-shirt walks in and sits with the child on the table. While Gagan brings in another person wearing an orange shirt.
STD Booth 1 :Mohsin walks across and tries to look closely at the television.
Muslim Dhaba : Astha walks in to adjust the television.
Muslim Dhaba : A waiter passes by and the customer passes by too without paying attention to the television.
Muslim Dhaba : A little boy wearing a cap enters and looks curiously at the camera while the customer pulls him forward.
STD Booth 2: A group of children are seen standing and chatting among themselves.
Muslim Dhaba : The boy in the yellow t-shirt looks at the camera again.
STD Booth 1:A guy wearing a shirts enters and stares at the television.
STD Booth 2: Two men look at the television.
Muslim Dhaba: The boy in the yellow t-shirt and the the customer in cream shirt start a discussion among themselves.
STD Booth 1 : A man parks his bike and walk into his house without noticing anything.
Muslim Dhaba : The kids and the customers look at the television
STD Boooth 2: The boy in the yellow t-shirt from screen 2 is seen in this screen eating something while the kids fool around.
Muslim Dhaba : A guy wearing a blue cap and red shirt tries to pick up the mike and speak but theres no audio .
STD Booth 1: A kid wearing blue shirt says something in the camera which is inaudible.
Muslim Dhaba: The man who was smoking cigarette picks up the mike and tries to speak but there is no volume .
Doctor Clinic: A small low sitting place can be seen there are2 pillows and a notepad that can be seen in the frame.
STD Booth 2 : A crowd of kids seemed to have gathered.
STD Booth 2 : Kids gather and curiously look at the television
Doctor's Clinic: : A bald man wearing a pathani and a bearded man wearing a shirt and trousers come and sit while the man wearing a pathani takes the mike.
STD Booth 1: Men have gathered around the television and stare anxiously.
Muslim Dhaba: Kids have gathered around the television and stare curiously.
STD Booth 2: A crowd has gathered around the television and they are staring .
STD Booth 2: Guy in the orange shirt says 'Raja' and he feels like laughing
Doctor's Clinic: The man in the shirt and trousers walks out of the frame.
STD Booth 2; kid offscreen: Hello uncle. Hello bhaisaab.Please get aside. Call munna hotelwala......Is the bread being made?
Muslim Dhaba: (offscreen) Yes! It's being made.
STD Booth 2:Bhaisaheb with the large belly please get aside.(laughing)
STD Booth 2; the kid in red: hello! The uncle with a large belly please get aside.(laughing)
STD Booth 1; Jaffer : Get your words right.
STD Booth 2; kids offscreen : oh! boy on the cycle get out of the frame. oh !uncle with a paunch get aside. Oh ! fazlu your face is covering the screen ,your hair is coming ahead.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Son of the Mulla (Priest).
Muslim Dhaba
Gagan: Greetings,Bhaisaheb. how are you?
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Greetings . oh! you saw me .
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan : Yes ,sir I recognised you .how will we not recognize neighbours.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers : The one who is moving this ,is he sitting on the shop?
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan : Go sit on the shop and how are you?
Doctor's clinic:
Bald Man in trousers : The rest is all fine.
Muslim Dhaba::
Gagan : Where did he go?
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers : Dr saheb. we'll call him.
Screen 2:
Gagaan : call Dr saheb also.......I'm not as your thinking today. (Laughs)
Screen 4:
Doctor: Who's calling me ,who is the one who knows me, please come in front.
Screen 2:
Gagan: Dr. saheb please sit down even I am in front of you ,greetings.
Screen 4:
Doctor: No, I cant see you please come in front of me.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Greetings, I am Gagan.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor : Please come in front lets be face to face before we talk,see eye to eye not in hiding.
Doctor's Clinic:
Gagan: I am in front of you ,you were going to say something about..... you were going to talk to children.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes I will talk to the children now and how should I start talking to you.
Muslim Dhaba
Gagan: You tell me how ,we are neighbours start anyhow you want to.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Why anything? we are neighbours and for this closenes only, there is khirkiyan. We should be known by the face to each other and recognise each other.Though nobody has the time.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: No......sir we have time .....we have met in person.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Around ......Where have we met?
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: I stay next to gagan store and in front on the first floor. yes.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor :this a meeting of closeness.... if these khirkiyaan were not there then would we meet?
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: No.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: We should bless Astha because of them its a good thing that we are getting known to each other by the face.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Can you do us a favour?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Please order ... of what service can I be to you.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: These kids are willing to ask you some questions please answer them.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes !will surely talk to the kids , kids from which frame would want to go first?
STD Booth 2; Kid in yellow stripes t-shirt: One minute please talk Dr.saheb.
Screen 4:
Doctor: So who should I talk to walls and fans ,somebody should atleast ask me something ?Or should I talk to the walls ;the images have come out beautiful ,ok! done.
Screen 2
Gagan : Hello bhaisaheb ,want to talk to you about important issues?
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers : Please give it to Jameel...In front...... the one behind you.
(?): Greetings.
Muslim Dhaba:
Majid: Who's Jameel over here brother?
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Come ahead brother.
Muslim Dhaba:
Jameel: Yes! say.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Bend down ,atleast call everybody .
Muslim Dhaba:
Jameel:Call all of them
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers : Call all of them ,even get dr.saheb out of the house for a while.
Muslim Dhaba:
Jameel: They are at home .
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Call of them from the house. Even call Dr saheb .
Muslim Dhaba:
Jaffer: ,they can consult me and I can advice them,there is no problem in taking free advice otherwise in free.............
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers : Ok bhai, if you've picked up the mike atleast talk, have you forgotten?
muslim Dhaba:
Majid : No, sir haven't forgotten you.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: If you haven't forgotten then talk.
Muslim Dhaba:
Majid: What should i talk to you.....
Muslim Dhaba :
Girl: Hello! can everybody hear me...
Doctor's Clinic;Bald Man in trousers: yes.
Muslim Dhaba:
Astha: Today amidst you'll we have Dr Saheb who has given time to you which is also a form of social service.
Doctor's Clinic; Bald man in trousers: yes.
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STD Booth; Pink checked shirt :Dr. Saheb , I want to ask you a question?
Doctors Clinic:
Doctor : Yes please ask.
STD Booth 2; Pink checked shirt: What should be done about the eating habits of kids?
Doctors Clinic:
Doctor: Which saheb is asking this?If I am able to see then I can understand.Please clear your question again. It's not very clear.Please come close to mike and speak,so it will be clear to me.
STD Booth 2; Pink checked shirt: ok. I was saying that what should be done for the kids as diseases are spreading in the world?
Doctors Clinic:
Doctor: Diseases have started since the onset of the world and they will last till any human or animal that thing which has movement will last.
STD Booth 2; Pink checked shirt : yes! what you're saying is right.
Doctor Clinic:
Doctor: In this season of summer kids should be? huh......
STD Booth 2; Pink checked shirt: Please tell about the eating behaviours ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctors: The kids should be fed as per the age.......
STD Booth; Offscreen: He wants to ask whether what should be fed to children in the summer season and how should they be taken care of ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: This is someone who's in my understanding please come in front.Masterji. Greetings.
Muslim Dhaba; White t- shirt: I am suffering from cold ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Docto: I can't hear you.
STD Booth 2: He's not willing to come onscreen.....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Please come towards the mike. i cant hear you
Muslim Dhaba,White t- shirt: Dr saheb, I am very fed up of cold and yet feel very hot, what should we eat in the day time and what to use?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You have cold. Let me talk about your house the room that you live in has moisture.I have been there for a little while and have observed the climate of the room and there is moisture.
Muslim Dhaba;White shirt: Yes! there is some moisture.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: So 2 natural... the room that has moisture.......(?) losses that occur .....In blood there is WBC and RBC.Red Blood Corpuscles and White Blood Corpuscles, so the white blood ones tend to variate ,they increase and due to this the individual gets cold.For this ,there is a home remedy ,which you can do yourself, boil some water and put a tablet of Disprin in that and after that take a bedsheet and take steam. If you take it for 2-4 days you will get better and the room that you stay isn't very fit for your health. Let me tell you an important thing,even the kids are listening it will be a profitable experience to them as well .
If a tuberculosis (TB) patient comes in your rooms and coughs ,the bacteria that will spread in the air in that room will live for atleast 40 days. The day they come out of the mouth they will become effective that very day. That is why the room is not very beneficial to your health.
Muslim Dhaba; White t-shirt: The room is small.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: It's not small but it'sa a little down and due to which it's got some moisture and tell me more.
Muslim Dhaba; White t-shirt: Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic; Bald man in trousers: (?) Please send everybody .Remove Dr. Saheb. Oh! Masterji .
STD Booth 2: The Paunchy uncle has come. ( laughing)
(?): Hello bhai saheb.
Doctors Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Yes! hello! how are you? Ask something?
(?): No. nothing much.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Dr saheb will answer your questions.
(?): I have asked my questions ,Dr saheb will come and ask questions to the kids....
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Please talk loudly ,we can't hear you.
(?): The kids over here are feeling shy to ask you questions.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Why are they feeling shy am I........
(?): I told them that you should freely ask questions and not feel shy of Dr saheb.
STD Booth 1; Jaffer: Hello!!
Doctor's Clinic; Bald man in trousers: Hello!
STD Booth 1; Jaffer: Dr saheb. Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic; Bald Man in trousers: yes! Greetings.
STD Booth 1; Jaffer : Dr saheb , Now a days ,there is a lot of heat, what should be given to kids for eating and drinking .what can be given to them? hello!
Doctor's Clinic: See, you've got the whole market and vegetable market to give to kids, but what should not be given is important.
STD Booth 1 ; Jaffer: Yes, this is the question.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Instead of asking this, ask what should not be given in today's season that am reaady to tell you.
STD Booth 1; Jaffer: What should be given?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Firstly, now a days ....in the summer season kids should not be given rice.
STD Booth 1; Jaffer: Rice should not be given?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: No. Rice should not be given because bacteria leading to dysentry ,stick to the legs of mosquitoes or other insects and through them enter the foodgrains, these bacteria's lead to infection of the intestines and stomach . So sweet delicacies because the mosquitoes are fond of sweet things and always hover around sweet things. These bacteria stick to the tentacles(?) on the feet of the mosquitoes.
Doctor: So the kids should be fed sweet things which are covered and they should be stopped from eating rice and whipped cream which is kept for a long while should not be fed to kids and we should be careful about these things. Secondly, if kids get loose motions and mothers say that it will get better by the evening ,is not a big deal...If such a situation occurs where the kids get dysentry they should be given little Glucose or Electrol .So that the energy which his body has lost due to dysentry will get recovered and it's growth wont be disturbed and say.
STD Booth 1: Thank you !
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: Hello! Dr saheb. I wanted to ask you that the disease Bird Flu is it in Delhi or not ?
Doctor's Clinic; Bald Man in trousers: Before asking please introduce yourself.
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: My name is Mohsin Khan.
Doctor's Clinic;Bald man in trousers : Where do you stay ?
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: Sir right now ,I am in front of you and stay just here.
Doctor's Clinic; Bald man in trousers: No......
America
Doctor's clinic:
Doctor: See son America gave India a lot. They made us forget India's "Hindi" and gave us "English". They made "Ram" as "Rama" and "Krishn" as "Krishna". America made it's dollar work and its all getting heavy on India.This disease is not of our country. In our country there is no bird due to which this disease is born. 12 years back ,if you remember a disease called encephalitis had come which comes with cranes form Siberia,which you all must have seen when the season comes. Many of the(?) come together in groups, I understand.Many of the kids must have seen, they fly in the shape of arrows .They fly in a very systematic way.So they come from Siberia and used to get it from Siberia, they spread this in India. Now you're question is that this is not a disease of India.
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: Sir, can we consume this ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Son, right now we cant even tell you whether you can eat this or not.why? I spoke to one poultry man who said we can recognise, if the chicken gets the infection we can tell.When I asked how he said by touching the feet and running my fingers through their wings and I can tell.I said 'see' man is such a manipulator(?) that you can convince anyone to eat it. So, the reality is that you dont know who's infected and when it will transfer.Currently it's not there in Delhi.
Right now I am observing many cases in Delhi and keep roaming about,this is my relation to health. So I haven't heard of or come across any such case. But if you dont feel like it ,you should not consume it because the disease is such that the treatment of which is also very difficult.So,you should not to such things whos treatment is very difficult .what is easy like i told add a disprin and take steam.You dont need to take antibiotics or analgesics. Are u getting me? So if your heart feels like eat it and if you dont then don't. They are being sold in the bazaar. Ok.
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: Ok. Thank you.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Yes.Speak.
STD Booth 2:
Kids in chorus: Bolo (say)
STD Booth 1: Come.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Call everybody. Hello.In the front there is Zeeshan and all call them.Call Imran Master.
STD Booth 1: Who's Imran Master brother?...... ok..ok
STD Booth 2:
Kids in chorus: There is .Call Imran Hashmi.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Call everybody.
STD Booth 2: Oh! Bihari be silent.
Doctor's Clinic: They can't come. We are telling him .See this poor thing has become a guest and is sitting here....sit here..see brothere listen to one thing..either bring water..... (audio is turned off).
STD BOOTH 1:
Monu : Hello! Dr.saheb.. Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Hello.
STD Booth 1:
Monu: What should be done about spots on the face ? I applied medicine but got no results.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Please introduce yourself.
STD Booth 1:
Monu: My name is Monu.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Where do you stay?
STD Booth 1: We stay here only it comes in Malviya Nagar.
Bald man in trousers: Ok .what kind of marks are there on your face?
STD Booth 1:They are black in colour.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Ok. black,black marks.
Doctor's Clinic: One thing is that you're marks aren't visible. Are you talking about the dark circles under your eyes? Or the different coloured spots on your face which are there?
STD Booth 1: Yes! The ones on the face.
Doctor's Clinic: Ok..Ok..
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: So this is not a new problem. How many kids do you have?
STD Booth 1:
Monu: I have three kids.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Did this start after the birth of one of your kids?
STD Booth 1:
Monu: No, it started after the birth of a kid. It's just since a year.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok. Actually.... there are consumable medicines for this... but if you come we can prescribe it for you. But for right now there is a medicine called Hydrogen Peroxide, if you come I will give it which you can put in (?) and wash your face with it and then wash your face with Boroline or any antiseptic cream.Do this for a month, so the layer of skin that is getting dark will end and be away from sunlight and smoke because the skin will get more dark if it is exposed to Carbon as it will absorb the carbon within the skin. Like if a fair person works with coal he becomes dark.So save yourself from sunlight and (?) things ,this is the only remedy.
STD Booth 1:
Monu: Ok. Bye.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Bye.
Sahil: Hello! Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Hello! Greetings.
STD Booth 1,Jaffer: Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Tell us your name?
Muslim Dhaba:
Sahil: Sahil.....Sahil.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Hi! Majid.
Muslim Dhaba:
Sahil: No.....Sahil
Doctor's Clinic; Bald man in trousers : The guy standing behind is Majid.
Muslim Dhaba:
Sahil: No.. Sahil.
STD Booth 2: Oye! your going to fall down there.
Muslim Dhaba:
Sahil: Sahil.
Doctor's Clinic; Bald man in trousers : Oye! what's going on?
STD Booth 2; Boy in Jaffer : Oh! paunchy uncle get aside.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Hello sir, our Ehsaan bhai would like to talk?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes please make us talk to Ehsaan Bhai.
STD Booth 2: Oye! paunchy uncle move aside. (laughs)
STD Booth 2: Arre! where did this pau..........
Ehsaan : hello!
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Hello, Ehsaan.
STD Booth 2: Arre! from where did the shopkeeper faizu come in ?
Muslim Dhaba: Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic :
Bald man in trousers : Greetings.are you alright ?
STD Booth 2,bald man in trousers : Aye, dont talk much.
Muslim Dhaba:
Ehsan: Yes am fine.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man with trousers: Atleast come in front.
STD Booth 2, boy in blue shirt : Go run your shop. you'll get looted, otherwise.
Doctor's Clinic: Tne one who is talking ,please bring them in the front.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: He's feeling shy..... he's coming ...coming.
Doctor's Clinic: He's coming..coming...... you talk about something.I am known to you....the t-shirt that you have put on of yellow colour.
STD Booth 2: Yes.... say.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Say something.
STD Booth 2, Jaffer: I was going to say but the connection came loose........light connection....what happened about it?
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: But your connection didn't come out .
STD Booth 1; Jaffer: Ours is alright.
Doctor's Clinic; Bald ma with trousers: If yours is working then say something.
STD Booth 1; Jaffer: A request to the doctor......what should I ask ?..........there is a lot to ask but am unable to speak anything.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Without talking I'll give you an advice ,Without saying take an advice. what's you're age?
STD Booth 1: Around 35.
Blood Pressure
Infection
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: 35. and according you're height ,the fat in your body is too much, lose some weight,thats the advice for you.
Bald man in trousers: Don't eat rice.
STD Booth 1, Jaffer: I am very fond of rice.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Due to rice only you're body fat will increase and both......morning and evening both the times go and take a walk in the park and do some exercise, understood?then god willing your weight will be balanced.
STD Booth 1; Jaffer: I wanted to talk about obesity only but I couldn't.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: I said wat you wanted to say.
STD Booth 1; Jaffer: yes! thank you.
Doctor's Clinic: Atleast go from here to shekrai(?) on foot. start brisk walking,after 2-4 days increase your speed , after that also increase your speed and then start running.
STD Booth 1; Jaffer: Yes....Yes.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Yes, Mohsin saheb.
STD Booth 1
Mohsin: Dr saheb I wanted to ask one more thing.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man with trousers: yes.
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: My friend has eruptions(?) on his face. please tell us a remedy if there is any. He's worried because the use of creams also has yielded no result.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man with trousers: What cream did he use?
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: I am not aware of that , he takes it from Dr saheb from Dr Vakar uncle.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Where did you tell me he is getting pimples ?
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: On the skin.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: On the skin of the whole body.
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: No, on the face.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: On the face. They are called pimples.
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: Ok. So then sir should he.......
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Is he fair or wheatish?
STD Booth 1: Wheatish.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Is he of the same age as you?
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: No.He's small......actually its the same ...will do.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Actually the pimples that erupt are because of an upset stomach,with that the daily eating habits.the way they eat,what they eat. After taking into consideration these factors can the real diagnoses be made about why they are appearing, but.. if..they can try.. it's a cheap medicine..Bcomplex tablet. I think half a tablet if he consumes every day he may be able to see the result in 8-10 days. In another solution he can consult me and I can advice him something about what should be done.
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: Sir, wont he get an infection?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Due to B complex?
STD Booth 1:
Doctor: One in a lakh may get an infection because of B complex. Every medicine has such kinds of reaction and there is a percentage .Like penicillin has 80% reaction, it suits only 20 %. It's different for all medicines, it depends on what suits whom . ok... thank you..
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Say Jees Khan.Say.
STD Booth 1;Yellow shirt: What do you wan to say? Don't wan't to say anything...ah.....Hello Dr saheb
Muslim Dhaba:
Jees khan: I want to talk to Dr saheb.
Phone Booth 1(Group): There is water falling...
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Ok as you want to do.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:You are not showing me your face..it's very....yeah talk like that .. it should seem as if you do gym.
Muslim Dhaba:
Jees khan: Dr saheb, I've got pain in my legs.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You have pain in the legs.Its a very clear thing like..when....a good example would be that if a dancer says I have got pain in the legs,that is prone to happen .You're work is such that when you sit here for hours together either with folded legs or with straight legs then you will get pain in the legs only not your head.For this do one thing change your acting a bit,change your position.Generally in you guys when you sit for hours and hours in one position, the movement of the muscles stop because of which there is pain. One more thing I will tell you ,you stay in the hotel so eat less wings.
Muslim Dhaba
Jees Khan: I don't eat wings... I don't eat wings.
Doctor's clinic:
Doctor: That's it...... dont eat wings
Muslim Dhaba
Jees Khan: and sometimes ,I have pain in my body and hands and my body shivers.
Doctor's clinic:
Doctor: what?
Muslim dhaba:
Jees Khan: I experience shivering.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Where do you experience pain in the hand?
Muslim Dhaba:
Jees Khan: Hand.... In the whole body.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:You experience pain and shivering.Does it happen by chance?
Muslim Dhaba:
Jees Khan: Yes...
Doctor's clinic:
Doctor: So, then get your Blood Pressure checked.
Muslim Dhaba:
Jees Khan: Blood Pressure!
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Get your Blood Pressure checked form the doctor in front of you.I am a little away, if you come to me even I will check it, it's not a very big deal. A person can do anything to get recognised by the face.
Muslim Dhaba
jees Khan: Where are you ? Even you are next door only.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes. even I am saying the same thing. Currently you should get your blood pressure checked . Your blood pressure could shock ,sometime because a person who eats a lot of fatty foods faces such problems,if this happens with you.
Muslim Dhaba:
Jees Khan: When should i get it checked ?
Doctor's Clinic: Get it checked anytime there is no problem with that. When variation occurs and you get the shock get it done at that time
Muslim Dhaba:
Jees Khan : Here talk .
Gagan: Hello! dr saheb
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes..yes please tell.
Gagan: Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Greeetings , please come ahead.
STD Booth 1; Man with moustache: I have blood pressure .What should be eaten in blood pressure?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Please move this side, come in front of me . Ok for you.
STD Booth 1; man with moustaches : What should be eaten in blood pressure?
Doctor's clinic:How much blood pressure do you have?
STD Booth 1;man with moustaches: high blood pressure.
Doctor's Clinic: No, you have high blood pressure but there has to be a limit of it. There are no limits for being high ,the sky is the limit.You tell me how much it is, so I can give you advice.
STD Booth 1; Man with moustache: I dont know how much it is .
STD Booth 1: So you should count this.... aleast when hes telling the blood pressure ask him what is my blood pressure. How much is diastolic and how much systolic.
STD Booth 1: I got it checked 3 years back and they told me that I have high blood pressure.
Doctor's Clinic:No.... then you get yourself checked..3 years back ,so then you have to get it checked again soon.
STD Booth 1: No, I haven't done it recently.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: So firstly, get your blod pressure levels checked and then let me know,after that i will suggest some things to eat.
STD Booth 1; Man with the moustache: Ok
Doctor's clinic:
Doctor: Are you able to understand me or not?
STD Booth 1; Man with the moustache: Ok .
Doctor's Clinic: So, you get your blood pressure checked.......
STD Booth 1;Man with moustaches: and if......
Sciatica
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: If there is something which I can help you. if you have any physical problems feel free to ask me?
STD Booth 1; man with the moustache: 6 months back,I had experience back pain and because of which I had pain in the legson the side. I showed it to some doctors .....5-6 doctors they said I had sciatica.....What is the treatment for sciatica.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: So did you get it treated? Is it there?
STD Booth 1; man with moustache: Yes I got myself treated but I still experience pain sometimes.
Doctor's Clinic: What's your occupation?
STD Booth 1; man with moustaches: I do everything from driving a rickshaw and own a teaa shop as well.whatever work.....
Doctor's Clinic: Ok ..So you perform such tasks that need the use of your legs.The remedy for this is.... sciatica can happen due to many reasons ....from our spinal chord....one.... our
STD Booth 1: No, it's not the bone, it's in the nerves on the side.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes..yes.. If you press a finger on your back in the middle it will pain till the heel,it pains right?
STD Booth 1: Yes
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes, that is sciatica....and about sciatica let me tell you and you should be very careful about it because you know what are the last side effects of it?
STD Booth1:Many doctors told me that I could become handicapped.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Huh!
STD Booth 1: Many doctor's said that I can be handicapped.
Doctor,s Clinic:
Doctor: Your leg could become short and you will limp and walk.That's why get your self treated because if it gets shortened ,it will pull up your leg and ..around... sometimes the patient's leg gets shorteed to an inch and a half. Now see for an inch and a half leg the shoe size will become so difficult.So to save yourself from a handicapped life .at the earliest possible get yourself screened and treated.Ok.
STD Booth 1; man with the moustache : Ok.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald Man in trousers: Hello.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Sir, I want to ask Dr. Saheb a question?
Bald man in trousers: Yes what ?
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Yes, please.
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: Please tell any disease of your's.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Dr saheb
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes..yes..tell me.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: You want feel bad?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: No....no
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan:Please take it as you are the doctor and I am the patient.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: No no let me tell you one thing the patient and doctor are always related and I am sitting here to do do social work.
Alcoholic
STD Booth 1:
Mohsin: You don't have any problem....
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan:Totally sir.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: That I can help you in any way ,if i can advice or give a suggestion and a good suggestion is always valuable.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan : No ..no I am not asking you for advice, I just want an answer from you. My elder brother is sitting on your right side. are you listening ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes.. yes.
Muslin Dhaba:
Gagan: See, I consume liquor and you tell me some medicine through which i can leave it.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Please come in front of me so that I can atleast see the face of the Drunkard and become friends with the drunkard.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Yes..yes...Drunkard......ok..totally.....Yes.... (Laughs)
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Why are you hiding? (Laughs).about alcohol... not only you...a good solution to give to many people in the world. Alcohol has various side effects on the body. The worst of them is alcoholic paralysis.. you are understand being handicapped
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Yes. I know paralysis.people become handicapped.
Doctor's Clinic: Alcoholic Paralysis, it's a special type of paralysis..which happens due to alcohol. It's the biggest and worst side effect of alcohol.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Yes, even i know that any part of the body can get damaged,its jus that I want answer about a way to leave alcohol.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Brother there is only one answer for that and it is your will power.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan:No, Give me some medicine.
Doctor's Clinic: No,I haven't seen any one without will power being able to leave it
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Yes.
Docotr's Clinic:
Doctor:This thing is such that if you get addicted to it,I have not sen them leaving it.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan:No .
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: If you need to be scared ....Come to me if you really drink..I will scare you so badly that you will never be able to touch alcohol again.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan:No..no.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Only this is a doctor's job.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: See, my brother is sitting on your right side and he know.....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Now he's you're brother even I am like your brother.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Totally you're elder..
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Then..
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Totally ,you are but still give me a way to do it .Many times it comes in the papers that have this medicine.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: See these are particular medicines,it's a thing of specialtiy ,what they discuss in this. But generally its a psychological process of getting de -addicted......and when we talk about giving advice that we can give but this is a question of speciality ....I think that you should ask something general.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Let me give you an example.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Yes , brother.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: There was a satsang ( Prayer meeting) going on .You know how many people are there in a satsang.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Yes, sir we know.
Doctors clinic:
Bald man in trousers: So a drunkard went there. He thought even I will go there and learn something. Though there is no use of a drunkard in the satsang ,still he landed up there.When everybody had left,slowly slowly....they said what they wanted to and atlast he said I've got such a problem Mahrajji (spiritual guru) make me get rid of this anyhow. to which he repliedCome in the morningat 5 am when am there for a walk ,you come there then I will tell you. He said ok.On the next morning he went to the maharaj, who was walking and saw him.He asked the maharaj that he was going to give a remedy ,you had called me here.at the same time they were passing a tree where his hand got caught by the branch of a tree. He asked him to help him get rid of it when the drunkard replied "how can that happen that the branch i not l;eaving you?" the maharaj replied how can that happen that Alcohol can't leave you.
STD Booth 2; offscreen : Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers:If you want to leave you can do everything.This totally depends on you and nobody else can help you leave that.understood
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Thank you.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: so the remedy also depends on you.If you want to live life happily then you will leave it ,thats all iwant to say nothing more.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Thank you, sir. Please give it to Dr saheb for a minute.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Thank you sir.
Doctor's Clinic: Yes thank you.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: I will meet you also in the evening.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes! why not sure.most welcome.Do visit.
(?) : Can you hear me.
STD Booth 1: You talk.......and what....
Muslim Dhaba:
Mehboob: Dr saheb greetings... Dr saheb ..I am Mehboob....Dr saheb summer is going on what diet is benefical to health.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: In summers,and specially leafy vegetables not roots such as Guhiaya ,colcassia but leafy vegetables should be consumed.
STD Booth 2:
Man in grey sleeveless: Fazlu.....Fazlu..... come out over here...... on the hotel.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Secondly, now a days I have seen that many people have sweetlime on the streets.even you must be consuming it isn't it? Sweetlime in the heat isn't it ?
Muslim Dhaba:
Mehboob: Yes.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Mostly it's a hobby of people in Delhi to consume sweetlime,without knowing the effects of it. the effect it has is it increases the work of our kidney and filters out more water then required.
Muslim Dhaba:
Mehboob: Dr saheb in this summer season,what could harm the body most...sunlight..food..what could create problems mostly?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: in food ,all the fatty foods that can quickly have bacterial infections. for example, if you make urad dal lasts til the next day but if you make moong dal then it will rot in the morning. All things have different sensitivities.So those things on which mosquitoes sit or what mosquitoes like should be avoided.rest anything can be eaten in the summers,there will be no problem in digestion.
Muslim Dhaba:
Mehboob: Dr saheb I am getting fever since 2-3 days and I'm taking medicine from a chemist . Once I have that it gets better and after 2 days the fever starts again what should be done about it ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: The first thing is ...let me give you an advice.....small,big there are many types of doctors...everybody has some experience..Without experience nobody will start a shop.Through this point of view...... you should consult a medical person... you went to a medical store and there are many medicines...lakhs of them are there ....I agree but the medicines practical experience is something the chemist doesn't have and the doctor whio tries these on patients, has knowledge that the patient has an effect of this. So you should first consult a physician or practitioner and take his medicines. the chemist will give you an antibiotic which will decrease your fever but the reason of fever remains untreated. For the time being you will get relief but as it's cycle ends you'llget fever again.
Allergy
Muslim Dhaba:
Mehboob: Dr Saheb if I have any kind of painkiller then I get a reaction my lips or cheeks swell.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Which medicines do you consume?
Muslim Dhaba:
Mehboob : Like Diabol,R..... with any pain killer ,I need to have Anvil then it's fine.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: No .so what for what are you saying that brufen.
Muslim Dhaba: Yes.Brufen.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Brufen does have these reactions. It's the reult of Brufen that somebodys teeth, cheek,swell.These signs come but these are not such signs that are dangerous and can harm the patient.So for those it reacts for them doctor gives anti allergic with it.That's why am tellling you that you should consult a doctor or a medical practitioner and take medicines from him.
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow: Dr saheb I have a problem that I am experiencing premature greying.Not from today but before my marriage, right now my age is 25 and my hair is greying before my marriage .what is the remedy for this.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Do any of your parents have premature greying?
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow:No. my mother doesn't have a single grey hair even now but i am experiencing it. I have an elder sister as well even she doesn't have grey hair. Then why is it happening to me.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: This question is a question not only for me but for the whole world,that why do they become white.
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow: But you're a doctor you should know.....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Hair.... If you pluck your hair, you will find a tiny bit of skin attached to it.So it's a gland that creates a hair and makes it grow. In that gland there is a special type of vitamin die to which the hair remains black and due to the deficiency of this vitamin the hair grows white.When the gland can't produce proper vitamin.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:So to cure this deficiency you have to either see a specialist or there are amny ayurvedic and unani medicines are there. Any time you can see me as I sit in the morningsfrom 9am- 1pm, if you consult me, I can advice you...there are a few soaps and medicines. It will take sometime but will become blackish, because you are in the age where they can become blackish.
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow : Hello Dr saheb , please tell your address.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes..J-3.Gagan store which is in the lane.I'm above Gagan store on the ground floor.
STD Booth 1;woman in yellow: Ok. Dr saheb there is one more problem, I experience a burning sensation in my palms... in the summer season I experience burning sensation in the palms?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: This is a digestion problem ,it can be due to the water of your area,it's related to that. this can be told after seeing you ... Currently ,anything else you want to ask.
STD Booth 1; Woman in yellow: No this all I wanted to ask as even my three year old son is suffering from the same problem.. he has....in the head....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Take the mike close...
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow: Hello not only me even my 3 year old son he also perspires a lot in the night and experiences a burning sensation in the palms.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:This is due to weakness,he maybe suffering from vitamin deficiences,that is why he perspires without a reason. When you visit me bring him along with you ,I will screen him as well and suggext you a remedy accordingly.
STD Booth 1;Woman in yellow: But people use different types of hair oils and all...........
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:No ... hair oil..... see to it that you don't use any hair oil ...... it's good that you started the subject..Don't use shampoo at all it consists of sat reetha which dries the hair and your hair needs smoothness, that is why there is a hair oil.. if you get it in the market..I will give it to you in writing....you can use that hair oil and the shortage of vitmins will get reduced slowly and your hair will grow well
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow:That is why i don't use any kind of hair oils or anything that people use which I don't use at all.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You will not remember now ....when you come.... Keo Karpin........hair vitaliser which you can get from the medical store...it's a medicine so you don't get it in the general stores...Hair vitaliser..which you will find in the medical store only.
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow: Ok. for you.....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes.
Muslim Dhaba; yellow shirt : Hello why do'nt I gain weight?
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow: Greet uncle.
Kid offscreen : Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You, you don't ask me.... he will tell you the medicine for gaining weight.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Take a cycle pump.
Muslim Dhaba;Jaffer : Yes.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Put in your mouth.
Muslim Dhaba;Jaffer : yes.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Fill yourself up with some air and you will become fat.
Muslim Dhaba; Jaffer : Why doesn't my shop make profits.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:The shop will work on it's own you jst sit outside and give a holiday.to everybody and the kids.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan:Hey big brother do like this only. Take a cycle pump and keep blowingyou will become fat. (laughs)
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: I told him the same thing as you have just said.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan:No...no...I am saying listen....listen.You know how the poor thing is ...
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: I know that is why am telling him.
Muslim Dhaba;Jaffer : I was saying why isn't my shop making profits.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: yhe shop will work by itself just sit out and give a holiday to the kids.They will make eveything work.
Muslim Dhaba; yellow tshirt: My shop doesn't make profits. Why don't I become fat.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You will become fat on your own.
Muslim Dhaba; Jaffer:I don't feel sleepy in the night.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You don't fall asleep in the night ...Jog till maviya nagar and come back and sleep. you will fall aleep automatically.
Muslim Dhaba;Blue Shirt: (?) he gets pain in the back.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: I couldn't hear you.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan: Big brother if you ask him to run like this what will he do?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: What will he do ? whatever has to be done will be done by the jog.
Muslim Dhaba:
Gagan:Where will he go?
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Jogging will do the trick ,he will not do anything.
Muslim Dhaba; Jaffer : I want to become Salma Khan.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Huh!
Muslim dhaba; Jaffer : Salman Khan.
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow : Hello.
Docotr's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Yes.
STD Booth 1;Women in yellow: Dr saheb you din't tell me anything for the burning of palms.Is it happening because of water.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:It's not because of water,when you come here we will check you and let you know .. if we give you advice right now you will not remember that or you get a pen and paperand sit. so we will make you write.ok.
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow: Ok. then we will meet the doctor.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: How much ever possible use cold things in diet such as ghia,tinda,turai.. such vegetables should be used in the diet.
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow: This is our diest what else do we eat .
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:ok.
STD Booth 1;woman in yellow: Hello.
Muslim Dhaba; guy with specs: Hello, Dr saheb.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes.
Muslim Dhaba: I want to ask that I have a headache every evening.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Every evening!
Muslim Dhaba: There is from morinng to evening ,........ so every evening I have a headache.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: ok..ok Is this a daily routine?
Muslim Dhaba: Yes. its a daily routine.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Since how many days is this?
Muslim Dhaba: Around.. I dont remember..but two and half to three years
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: What is your eyesight right now ?What's the no of your glasses?
Muslim Dhaba;guy with specs: mmmmmmmmmmm..... zero minus..zero five maybe..I'm not sure ..but normal..it's light.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Roughly how many days since you have made the glasses.
Muslim Dhaba; guy in specs: It's around 8 months.
Doctor's Clinic: It'd time is over. Firstly,get your eyesight tested and the signal that you're head hurts after sunset...it's not a good signal.....Do you have any kind of cyst in your neck or any part of the body.
Muslim Dhaba guy with specs: i think there is a problem with my throat.I think....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Do you have any cyst on your neck ?
Muslim Dhaba: I got my CT Scan of the neck done but the doctor said it's normal...it's ..just for example..... that it was for my satisfaction but there is no cyst in the neck but I feel there is a cyst in my neck.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: The signal of a headache each eveningwhich you have told.... as trains have a fix timing,many diseases have fix timings.They can get diagnosed by timinga as well .when your talking about sunset,there is a diseasewhich can't be told,but you should get yourself checked and the specialist consulltant will tell you .
Muslim Dhaba:Where can I do the check up
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: But....no you have to do a pathological check up,get your sputum tested.
Muslim Dhaba; guy with specs: One more thing...
(?) : there is an announcement % mins are left because electricity is going to go ..so whatever question you'll have please aask them in the next 5 minutes,because then we will have to packup .
muslim Dhaba; guy with specs : There is one more thing if i get out in the sun without mu\y gkasses am unable to see clearly and the side of my head hurts and i have difficulty in vision.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: This is natural when you use sunglasses ,this happens with sunglasses....so when you wear sunglasses your eyesight which is weak will get affected and there will be pain.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes there is that girl holding the mike...yes.. please ask.
STD Booth 2; girl : hello.
STD Booth 1; woman in yellow; Hello .
Doctor's Clinic: Yes.
STD Booth 1 ;woman in yellow : This is my sister's daughter and she would like to talk to you.
Doctor's Clinc:
Doctor: Yes beta speak.
STD Booth 1 woman in yellow : She says she likes out....
Doctor's Clinic: No ... She liks it but give the mike to her.
STD Booth 1 woman in yellow: Speak.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Firstly, beta...
STD Booth 1:
Kousar and the boy in yellow : greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Greetings..... God bless you. tell me.. Oh ! even the boy became enthusiastic.Give it to him.What's your name child?
STD BOOth 1:
Kousar: Kousar.
Doctor's Clinic:
Docotr: Do you study?
STD Booth 1:
Kousar: yes.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Which class do you study in?
STD Booth 1:
Kousar: UKG.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Sat what you want to say?
STD Booth 1 Woman in yellow: Speak.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You only tell me what is the kid going to be able to say? The whole time will get wasted in jokes. Any matter that someone may want to talk about?
STD Booth 1(Jaffer): Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Greetings. Bless you.
STD Booth 1; (Jaffer): whenever I come know..........
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes. say..... When you come back...... Kid in the lower frame ,red shirt,speak child. say.
STD Booth 2 red shirt : Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Hello the kid form the upper frame speak..
STD Booth 1(Jaffer): Whenever I come back from the tutions , I don't remember my studies.
Doctor's Clinc:
Doctor: Should I tell you why you forget,it is becauseyou're not scared of the school....Get yourslef scared.....ask your mummy to scare you about school . Once you'll be scared you will not forget anything.Tell mummy the formula.
STD Booth 1 ; woman in yellow : Hes upto eating everything.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: He must be a naughty boy.(Laughs)
STD Booth 1( woman in yellow): Thank you Dr saheb we must have wasted a lot of your time.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok. ok. It's a good thing that we got meet.
STD Booth 1(woman in yellow): Thank you for your advice.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok.
(?): If you have a problem in riding the cycle come here.
Man in blue shirt: Hello.......Hello......Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man in trousers: Hello.
STD Booth 1 :
Man in blue shirt:Hello, Dr saheb, greetings.
Doctor's Clnic:
Bald man in trousers:Greetings.
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: Sir, I have a problem. .
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes .say.
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: Sir, when I sleep I experience pain in the back and when I wake up this problem gets created.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Firstly,tell me how are you?
STD booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: I am fine with your Blessings
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:The problem is with your spinal chord....have you done exercise before?
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt:Nothing like that I have never exercised.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You have never done exercise...
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: No...................
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Then ths is .............
(?):
Hussain: Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes
(?):
Hussain: Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Greetings.
(?):
Hussain: I am Hussain.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes.
Hussain: My health is poor.....I am very worried...am always ill.
Doctor's Clinic: So, can I reply to a saheb who's sitting in the upper frame.....I will reply to the saheb.
Hussain: Yes.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: First...a saheb had asked a question I will reply to him...It depends on the flexibility of the spinal chord...That what is the capacity of your spinal chord and how much can you make movement from it.
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: No... but i dont any hard work due to which such problems are created....Then why do such things happen?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok... One thing ...Will you mind if I ask it to you in public?
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: No...no..you can ask?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: I'm going to ask details ?
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: Yes.....you can ask anything internal.....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes... I was asking.....I'll ask something light.... Do u pass excessive urine during the day ?
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: No...I pass the regular amount.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Then....its a physical.... your bed or a cause of somethin on which you lie down....
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: No .... there should be a particular cause for this because of a thing.....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Which is not suiting your body.
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: Sir there is no pain in a particular place some times I experience pain in my back or stomach or sometimes in the side......So give me a remedy that helps me get rid of the pain or any form of exercise... or I consult you or I could meet you.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Not exercise,you ......just need to take some laxative powder.
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: Laxative powder.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:hmmmm.
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: What type of laxative powder ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: and take it routinely.....take any there are mnay good churans and the one thats sold in the lanes....if you ask....(to companion) What is the name of the laxative powder that gets advertised.......(To the other companion) what's the name of the laxative...
Doctor's Clinic:
Bald man with trousers:Kayam....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes. Kayam Churan....So have Kayam churan and if you don't want to consume that as well then you can take Isabgol husk continuously for 3 days after dinner.After 3 days ....... the mild laxative.......... some mucous will be released.. it will get balanced and then you see how much relief you experience in the bones.So that's a cause..try this and see.....
STD Booth 1:
Man in blue shirt: Ok. Dr saheb thank you.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok. Thank you too for meeting...ok...somebody in the lower frame was asking something.where has he gone?
STD Booth 2:
Kids offscreen: You were saying something..Hello... Hello brother.....
Doctor' Clinic:
Doctor: Yes ...say..say..yes
STD booth 2:
Kid in red: Hello.
STD Booth 1:
Man in white shirt: I experience head aches.
STD Booth 1:
Man in white shirt : Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes, say.
STD Booth 2:
Kid in red: Greetings
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Greetings, son. Bless you ..I will just talk to the person in the upper frame..
STD Booth 1:
Man in white shirt: I have headaches.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: In the head... headache...since when are you experiencing headaches?
STD Booth 1:
Man in white shirt: In my whole head.....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Since when ?
STD Booth
Man in white shirt: It's since a week...
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Get the mike closer and speak.
STD Booth 1:
Man in white shirt: It's since a week.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Since 1 week ..what is your occupation?
STD Booth 1:
Man in white shirt: I do sewing.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Huh...
STD Booth 1:
Man in white shirt: I do sewing...sewing...sewing.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok you do sewing.
Bald man in trousers: Where does he sit?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Actually.... where do you sit?
STD Booth 1:
Man in white shirt: On the stool.
Man standing behind: Talk louder...
Man in white shirt: On the stool....stool.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: No.. I mean where do you do sewing ?
STD Booth 1:
Man in white shirt: In clothes.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: In which place?.....in Hozrani...in the basement ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You do sewing work in Hosrani.Actually you seem to have a headache because you do sewing work which requires minute details.The work is centered by your eyes.so...a little bit your nervous system is weak due to which...So... every morning you should drink a glass of water which is kep overnight in a copper glass and drink it empty stomach in the morning..then you will find your problem vanishing but you will have to drink it for a while.yo should make it your routine,you will have advantages of it.
STD Booth 2:
Man in grey shirt: Dr. saheb greetings.
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow: greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Greetings.
STD Booth 2:
Man in grey shirt: Dr saheb if i sleep for half an hour in the day, i don't feel sleepy in the night.What could be my problem.
STD Booth 1
Man in yellow: he's talking now. Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You're a brainy person...
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Greetings. What you're telling me that if you sleep in the day and i don't feel sleepy in the night ..then these are evidences of being brainy.If some body has good brains..then for him only a little bit of sleep is enough.
STD Booth1:
man i yellow : I start feeling sleepy...
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:You are not going to feel sleepy.. you should try not to sleep in the day.When your body reaches the age physically your brain will automatically signal you to sleep in the afternoon.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: But if it aint sleeping now ,you shouldn't force yourself to sleep in the day. it's not a disease it's a habit.You should leave this habit if your brain doesn't accept it..... if you sleep in the afternoon you dont feel sleepy i the day.So it's betterif you avoid your afternoon naps and you willl fall asleep in the night.
STD Booth 1:Ok. sir, thank you.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes...yes.. thank you.
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow:Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Greetings.
STD Booth 1:
man in yellow: Why ain't I getting married?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Huh...
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow: Why ain't I getting married?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Why are you not getting married?....Now, you are a small boy and from now only you're worrying about marriage.
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow: Yes.......
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:This is a bad thing.... it's a bad habit do small children talk about such things.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You're a child now ...who's teaxhing you such big and bad things.
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow: I..I want to learn work but he doesn't let me.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Why do you want to learn work? when your getting to eat then why do you want to work?
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow: Not food work is more important.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Don't learn.
STD Booth 1:
man in yellow : It's important to learn work
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Don't learn.No..no... if your getting free stuff then you shouldn't learn it.
STD Booth 1:
man in yellow: It's important to learn..
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: When it's useless you shouldn't be doing it.You'll go they will shout at you.
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow: Teases me.... then.. brother says that I dont go to pick up (?)
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:When your brother says that you dont go to pibk up should not be said by him because as per your health condition even he should keep a cool mind for you, yet still.....
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow: Even if I go he still shouts at me.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You should tell him.....
Std Booth 2:
Kid In Orange: Shahid you better keep quiet... you (?) don't say anything im telling you.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok. Kids say.
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow: Greetings.. they laugh at me
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Some kid should recite a poetry...
STD Booth 2:
Wahid: Should I recite sir?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes. Don't hit him like that..tell him with love don't behave like that...
STD Booth 2:
Wahid: Ok. I will ask .Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes say.... say
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok. Kids say.
STD Booth 1:
Man in yellow: Greetings.. they laugh at me
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Some kid should recite a poetry...
STD Booth 2:
Zahid: Should I recite sir?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes. Don't hit him like that..tell him with love don't behave like that...
STD Booth 2:
Zahid: Ok. I will ask .Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes say.... say
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: First tell me your name?
STD Booth 2:
Wahid: Zahid.Ok .Ok.
STD Booth 2:
Zahid: I want to ask a question not recite poems.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You want to ask a question?
STD Booth 2:
Zahid: When I come back from tutions and I've been given something to be memorised ,I do it and then forget it.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor : Another kid asked the sme question ,so it won't ge fun.. so you recite a poem it will be fun.
STD Booth1:
Yellow t-shirt: Yes sir...
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: First tell me your name?
STD Booth 2:
Zahid: Zahid.Ok .Ok.
STD Booth 2:
Zahid: I want to ask a question not recite poems.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: You want to ask a question?
STD Booth 2:
Zahid: When I come back from tutions and I've been given something to be memorised ,I do it and then forget it.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor : Another kid asked the sme question ,so it won't ge fun.. so you recite a poem it will be fun.
STD Booth1:
Jaffer: Yes sir...
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes say..... yes you say.
STD Booth 2:
Yellow checked shirt: Hello..Hello...Greetings.. I love Somebody and she's doubful of my conduct.Give me some medicine for that?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:First come in front of me.
STD Booth 2:
Yellow checked shirt:Huh...
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: First come in front of me.
STD Booth 2:
Yellow checked shirt: Ahhh....Please get aside...please get aside..ok say.
Doctor's Clinic: Doctor:Ok now tell me something.. I'm asking...You're asking me in front of everybody then you will have to answer in font of everybody.
STD Booth 2:
Yellow checked shirt: Yes say..say.
Doctor's Clinic: First stand up in front of me..I can't see you completely. ok.I am saying that everybody falls in love...somebody falls in love with the mother,sister,friend.
STD Booth 2:
Yellow checked shirt: I'm in love with my wife.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:WIfe...you can even fall in love with your wife.
STD Booth 2:
Yellow checked shirt:My wife only doubts me.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Your wife will doubt you if you roam around like a casanova.
STD Booth 2:
Yellow checked shirt:No..no.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: She must be simple and straight forward...wear a salwar kameez,pyjama kameez.
STD Booth 2:
yellow checked shirt:Tell me if there is some medicine.tell me..
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:If you wear such checked clothes she will wonder where you're going.If she's of an investigative nature you will have to stay with her like that.You should clear her doubts .
STD Booth 2
Yellow checked shirt: Isn't there a medicine for that .
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: To stop her doubtful nature.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Then this medicine I will give you only when you sonsult me because its a very special medicine.
STD Booth 2:
yellow checked shirt :Then you give your contact number so I can take the medicine.
Doctor' Clinic:
Doctor: J-3 51 Khirkee,above gagan stores in the basement on the ground floorand say....
STD Booth 2:
Yellow checked shirt: Ok.Fine.
Municipal corporation
Politicians
STD Booth 1:
Jaffer: Hello, Dr saheb.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes say..say ..I am listening to you.
STD Booth 1:
Jaffer: Ok. Dr saheb you suggested a treatment and that will be taken care of and our roads of Khirki..of Hauzrani.....these also should be good...
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes..Actually.....
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: Oh fat ass get aside.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: I keep on seeing this .....It's a matter of politicians and municipal corporations.
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: The fatty is talking since four hours.
STD Booth 1:
Jaffer:Politicians will do later but first people should come together
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:No public...see public....public and their needs.
STD Booth 1:
Yellow t-shirt: Hello, Dr saheb.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Yes say..say ..I am listening to you.
STD Booth 1:
Yellow t-shirt: Ok. Dr saheb you suggested a treatment and that will be taken care of and our roads of Khirki..of Hauzrani.....these also should be good...
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes..Actually.....
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: Oh fat ass get aside.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: I keep on seeing this .....It's a matter of politicians and municipal corporations.
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: The fatty is talking since four hours.
STD Booth 1:
Yellow t-shirt:Politicians will do later but first people should come together
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:No public...see public....public and their needs.
STD Booth 1:
Jaffer: If we dont support each other and become one then what can be done....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Being together doesn't mean.....People's way of supporting is Saheb we are supproting you we are getiing this doneand everything starts.Now i dontr want to twist the topic it doesn't seem right.
STD Booth 1:
Jaffer: Yes
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: That is why what am I saying that people should support also but it's finally the duty of the government sectorand they should do it and our MLA's and MP'S when they only don't care..so then who will you grieve to and on a daily basis I see in Hauzrani that the sewer line gets chokedand there is a big infection and there are hotels around it and all the infection is outside.So who will you grieve to for the health issues.If they see this position with their own eyes then they will understand but who wants to come here ... they come here to take votes and after that they never turn up.
STD Booth 1:
Yellow t-shirt: If we dont support each other and become one then what can be done....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Being together doesn't mean.....People's way of supporting is Saheb we are supproting you we are getiing this doneand everything starts.Now i dontr want to twist the topic it doesn't seem right.
STD Booth 1:
Yellow t-shirt: Yes
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: That is why what am I saying that people should support also but it's finally the duty of the government sectorand they should do it and our MLA's and MP'S when they only don't care..so then who will you grieve to and on a daily basis I see in Hauzrani that the sewer line gets chokedand there is a big infection and there are hotels around it and all the infection is outside.So who will you grieve to for the health issues.If they see this position with their own eyes then they will understand but who wants to come here ... they come here to take votes and after that they never turn up.
STD Booth 1:
Jaffer: They take their votes and go away.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes.So they know what's happening with the poor men.So currently I don't have any remedy to this.So anyone in the lower frame can talk.
STD Booth 2:
White and black t-shirt: Hello..Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes the one saying hello please say
STD Booth 2:
White and black t-shirt:Hello Dr saheb.Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Greetings. say.
STD Booth 2:
White and Black tshirt:He's not saying anything
The man behind: He replied to you.
STD Booth 1:
Yellow t-shirt: They take their votes and go away.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes.So they know what's happening with the poor men.So currently I don't have any remedy to this.So anyone in the lower frame can talk.
STD Booth 2:
White and black t-shirt: Hello..Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes the one saying hello please say
STD Booth 2:
White and black t-shirt:Hello Dr saheb.Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Greetings. say.
STD Booth 2:
White and Black tshirt:He's not saying anything
The man behind: He replied to you.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Yes say something then I will answer.
STD Booth 2:
White and black t-shirt:Why is my height reducing instead of increasing ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:How can your height reduce?
STD Booth 2
White and black tshirt:what?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Only one persons height reduces and that is the one who has dirty habits.
STD Booth 2
White and black t-shirt: My height should increase.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:That's what I am saying, The one who keep bad hobbies lose their height.
STD Booth 2:
White and Black t-shirt: No..I don't keep bad habits.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Then you are asking such a complex question as well as becoming a (?).
STD Booth 2:
White and black tshirt: Ok.
Doctor's Clinic: The answer and question is......a person's height stops growing when he gets into bad habits,you should keep this in mind and when your in a growing age,it's a parents duty to save their child from such bad habits.Your height hasn't stopped growing you search in yourself and you'll know why your growth has stopped.If anybody els is willing to ask something else you'll may . Give it to somebody else.
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: Hello. Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Greetings. Yes say.
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: I feel my weight is increasing ?and my weight keeps on increasing.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:You dont seem to be fat.(Laughs).
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: It seems like that and my health is poor.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: What is your weight ? have you weighed yourself?
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: My average weight is aroud 50.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: 50!!Dont guess I have such knowledge that you aren't 50.Whats your age?
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: 20 years.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Your growingyears are for the next 5 years till your 25 you will grow.Ok.In these 5 years of growth be caeful of your diet a.Secondly you aren't fat,I can't see and don't call yourself fat ,your healthy and its good go for alittle gymming and exercise.In the moring soak some chana in the morning and have it,its cheap and will do good to your health and you wont gain weight.
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: I dont keep well also.Something or the else keep happening.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Now what is something or the else..Something like bread and all...What do you mean?
STD Booth 2:
White shirt:Sometimes my stomach hurts and sometimes head.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Do you eat your meals in the restaurant or at home ?
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: Yes, I eat in the hotel.
Doctr's Clinic:
Doctor:Then whats the point in complaining...In the hotel...The food of one hotel..which in the lane of Hauzrani..there should be a gap of two days between them.Actually they add so much baking powder to bake it quickerthat..A person has mucous a slimy substance that digests food,its digestive function gets over.they should reduce their baking powder.In that you will have to knead the dough 8 hours before rather then the 4 hours while using baking powder adnd if you use baking powder it will swell up in 4 hours.and they dont know the side effects of it and they should be alert themselves and mix less quantities of it.So son if you eat hotel ood you cant complain.Take a days gap and eat some vegetables.That is the only remedy.
Eczema
STD Booth 1:
Man sitting: Hi Dr saheb.
STD Booth 2:
White shirt: Till what age can height increase? height?
STD Booth 1:
White shirt:Hello Dr saheb....
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Now I think whoever wants to ask the last question any ask? and if theres something seriuos someone may want to ask.
STD Booth 1:
White shirt:Greetings, Dr saheb.My question is ?
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Greetings.Yes.
STD Booth 1:
White shirt: I have eczema in my leg
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok.
STD Booth 1:
White shirt: Since the past five years.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: Ok.
STD Booth 1:
White shirt: Tell me the remedy for that.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:You do one thing meet me in the morning, I sit from 9am to 1 pm. In these time limits come and see me. I will do your check up and will advice you on whatever could be done about it.Then you use it and it will b of advantage to you.The one in the lower frame tell me....
STD Booth 1:
White shirt: my heartbeat becomes fast when I do some work
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor: It's due to weakness if you take care of it ,have some juice eat some apple and your heart will become strong.
STD Booth 1:
White shirt: Even if I fight with any one my heartbeat goes faster.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Ok.Now I would like to take your leave we'll meet if you come to me .
STD Booth 1:
White shirt:Greetings.
Doctor's Clinic:
Doctor:Greetings.
STD Booth 1:
Kid in red: Greetings.
STD Booth 2:
Blue Shirt: Hello.
Doctor's Clinic:
Shaina:Dr saheb has given mant people some good advice.We would like to thank him. Thank you and bye bye.I hope. bye.
STD Booth 1:
Kid in red: Thank you. Bye.
Doctor's Clinic:
Shaina: Switch off.
STD Booth 1:
kid in blue shirt: Bye.
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